favorite hiwic quotes

[Anastasia]

Lani: thought: wouldn't it be something if he was lurkin here watchin us talk about him? :3
[Tigger] Tay: ... </just had amazingly wonderful idears...>
[Tigger] Tay: Don't tease me lanidear!
[Tigger] Tay: </is nao hoping a "Jared Leto:" reply comes on saying 'glad you appreciate the bod!'
Lani *as leto*: Hey, glad you appreciate my bod. ;)
[Tigger] Tay: ... TEASE
Lani *as leto*: Well, if that's what you're into. I CAN tease ya ;)
[Tigger] Tay: ... </thoughts too inappropriate to be allowed on Cbox insuing>
[Tigger] Tay: *ensuing
[Tigger] Tay: See? Too... imaginative to spell correctly!
Lani: lol sorry ^x^
Ellie [ ADMIN! ]: </thisconversationhasbeencensoredbyvchip>

- - This is what happens when you leave lani in the cbox.

[kezia cuvin]

"Toasty: ....that he's a flaming gay mofo?
Toasty: As are.... around ninety-nine percent of my male characters.
zee: Well. If you're gonna make 'em all Ben Barnes gorgeous, that's not fair to the poor straight women. D="
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"zee: *pats toast* Don't worry. I get censored about once every hour or so..."
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"zee: ... YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO LIGHT-SABER DUEL?"
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"zee: I DO NOT HAVE A DIRTY MOUTH.
zee: It can be a bit... muddy at times.
zee: But it's not dirty. I brush my teeth three times a day. D<"
- - - zee and toasty in the cbox

[kezia cuvin]

"[Tigger] Tay: =O IT'S A ZEE-E-MON! PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU! ATTACK! </so I can have a Zee-e-mon for myself>
zee: Please don't put me in your balls, Tay."
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"zee: PIKACHU CANNOT DEFEAT MY AWESOME SPITTING WATER POWAA -- wait. ****.
zee: water conducts electricity......."
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"[Tigger] Tay: ... Nuu, thunder is a boom. Thunderbolt is what Zeus throws on top of his fluffy white cloud.
[Tigger] Tay: Which landed on a little mouse and magically turned it into a pikachu.
[Tigger] Tay: And that, my children, is how evolution happens!
zee: does that mean Zeus threw a brain at a monkey, and that's how we got humans?
[Tigger] Tay: ... YES! That and a razor.
[Tigger] Tay: We used to be very hairy beasties!
zee: but I thought the fur would've burnt off when Zeus struck us with lightning.
[Tigger] Tay: .. NUU he threw a brain at us, not lightning. Otherwise we'd be pikachu-people. With singed eyebrows."
- - - zee and tay in the cbox

... I died.

"[Tigger] Tay: CHUS *Throws pokeball* MUAHAHAHAHA I SHALL CAPTURE A ZEE-E-MON!
zee: NE-E-E-EIGH.
zee: *rears & kicks pokeball away*
[Tigger] Tay: DMN the Zee-e-mon foiled my plot! PIKACHU thunderbolt! *BAMF*
zee: *triggers magically rubber zebra shield and deflects electric current*
[Tigger] Tay: NUUU fine. PIKACHU STEEL TACKLE! </powerful thwack of the tail, 'case you were wonderin'>
zee: ANYWAY. ACTIVATE ZIG-ZAG DODGE! *runs in zig-zags to escape tail-y wrath*
[Tigger] Tay: OHhmm.. PIKACHU DASH AND QUICKATTACK!
zee: ZEBRA SPEED, ACTIVATE.
zee: *channels inner racing stripes and outpaces the chu*
[Tigger] Tay: .. DMN UR POWERZ! PIKACHU GO BACK TO YOUR BALL! MORTIMOOSE, YOUR TURN!
[Tigger] Tay: STRIKE WIV UR SEZZINESS MORTI! FREEZE IT UND MELT IT RIGHT THEN UND THURR!
zee: ACTIVATE MENTALDAVIE DEFENSE MODE!
[Tigger] Tay: ... OHYEAH?! MORTIMOOSE REMOVE YOUR SHIRT AND DAZZLE HER WITH YOUR COME HITHER STARE!
[Tigger] Tay: *throws pokeball*
zee: fine. ACTIVATE STARE AT VINCE GRAPHICS DEFENSE MODE. *drools over shirtless kiwi*
zee: CINTIA MUSE, GO! *cintiamuse impales pokeball on an arrow*
[Tigger] Tay: .. BASTI BOA TAKE OF UR SHIRT TOO AND TACKLE HER WITH LOVE!
zee: JOKE'S ON YOU. I don't find Ian that attractive. >>
zee: VINCE WOLF, EAT THE MORTI MOOSE!
[Tigger] Tay: ... dmn OH YEAH?! *borrows Mel muse* TAKE OF YO SHIRT AND TACKLE HER
[Tigger] Tay: MORTIMOOSE ACTIVATE GHOST-LIKE VAPOR POWERS
[Tigger] Tay: </nao Vince shall phase right through him!>
zee: I AM IMMUNE TO THE GYLLENHAAL AS WELL.
[Tigger] Tay: USING AMARUS MUSE LOVE HER NAO!
Em [ ADMIN ]: .. Ahem. Still here. xD
[Tigger] Tay: .. SRY Em but I kinda had to borrow Am for a mo', that otay??
Em [ ADMIN ]: Sure. He's got nowhere else to be.
zee: NOT THE LEDGER. *feels reserve weakening*
[Tigger] Tay: I don't think she can resist mortimoose AND am at the same time. Shirtless. I don't even know how I'm still typing coherently instead of gobbledygook...
[Tigger] Tay: AMNESS HUG TACKLE HER AND FORCE HER INTO A POKEBALL!
zee: *borrows Eris muse and deflects emotional need for Amarus*
[Tigger] Tay: AMARUS USE YOUR LOVE POWERS TO FORCE HER TO LOVE YOU!!
zee: HIS POWERS DO NOT WORK ON GODS.
[Tigger] Tay: ... BUT THE ZEE-E-MON IS NOT A GOD!!
[Tigger] Tay: ZEE-E-MON BE A POKEMON!
zee: that's what you think!
zee: </damnyou'vegotmethere>
zee: FINE. *whips out purity ring* I WILL BE FORCED INTO NOTHING BY ANY MAN. NOT EVEN THE HUNK OF BURNING LOVE THAT IS AMARUS.
[Tigger] Tay: ... *calls on last defense* STEALS DAVIE AND USES HEEM!!! GET IN POKEBALL OR I FEED HIM TO MY PRETTEH MORTIMOOSE/BAANBOA
[Tigger] Tay(davie'svoice: save me zee!
zee: ... oh screw this. *steals deitero muse and shoots thunderbolts at everyone who isn't davie*
[Tigger] Tay: *uses davie as protection* Chus. He's my shield.
zee: *combines Gideon & Dietero muses* ACTIVATE ASTRAL-PROJECTED DUAL ANTERIOR AND POSTERIOR ATTACK!
[Tigger] Tay: Mortimoose? Activate can-phase-through-anything-power!
zee: *uses zebra speed to steal davie away while Mortimoose is in phase mode, then steals Valerie muse and lifts into the sky*
[Tigger] Tay: *uses Am to attract Val back to steal back Davie*
zee: VAL IS ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE ELSE. PAHAHA.
[Tigger] Tay: .. THEN I'll use MEL'S POWERS OF SEZZINESS
zee: *val muse drops davie & zee to run after mel, so zee & davie continue on the back of the vince wolf*
[Tigger] Tay: MORTIMOOSESTEALDAVIE
zee: ... TO LOVE IS TO LET GO.
zee: *vince wolf continues to carry zee away*
[Tigger] Tay: Mortimoose. Turn Davie into a vampyr so that he has to obey your every whim. Good! Now KILL HIM!
[Tigger] Tay: ONLY MORTIMOOSE CAN SAVE HIM IF YOU GET INTO A POKEBALL
zee: ... DOESN'T DAVIE HAVE ANY SAY IN THIS?
zee: *sniff* If davie were dead, he would want me to continue surviving.
[Tigger] Tay: NO HE WOULDN'T
[Tigger] Tay: And besides MORTI CAN BRING HIM BACK JUST FOR YOU!
[Tigger] Tay: OR he can use Davie as a new table and set glasses on him and leave horrible water stains! OOOHHHHH WATER STAINS! BE AFRAID!
zee: But... but...
zee: I'D leave water stains too! I'm a zebra! all I can do is spit water. Dx
[Tigger] Tay: NO BUTS!
zee: THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RELIEVE MYSELF.
[Tigger] Tay: Uhm. YOU DON'T TILL YOU GIVE YOURSELF UP!
zee: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.
[Tigger] Tay: You know. I don't have to take you alive...
[Tigger] Tay: MORTIMURDERHERWITHYOURDEATHPOWERS!
zee: *zebra-zig-zag runs to Golgotha, zebra-spits all the blood from the river to an elsewhere place, zig-zags past guard cerberus - HE CAN'T KILL ANYONE. he can only reanimate the dead -
zee: finds davie in the underworld and pledges to remain with him there forever*
Tigger] Tay: WELL TOBY SICK HER!
[Tigger] Tay: Then bring her herre TOBY
zee: ACTIVATE ZEBRACORN HORN! *stabs toby*
[Tigger] Tay: PUHSHAW Morti just reanimates him!
[Tigger] Tay: ATTACK AGAIN TILL YOU GET HER TOBY
zee: !D< *stabs in the legs to incapacitate, not kill*
[Tigger] Tay: OHYEAH?! NALA SICK'ER! </nala bein' a purteh giant pet mountain lion>
[Tigger] Tay: AND MY PURTEH GIANT CERBERUS OF LUFF
[Tigger] Tay: ATTACK AS WELL!
zee: *summons deitero muse and electrecutes them all into comas*
[Tigger] Tay: ATTACK MY CHILDREN/PETS! STEAL HER!
zee: REACTIVATE RUBBER SHIELD! *bounces thirty feet into the air and crushes all the chillunpets*
[Tigger] Tay: MORTIPHASETHROUGHITANDSTABHER
[Tigger] Tay: ... ORCAPTUREHER. WHICHEVER WORKS
zee: DEACTIVATE RUBBER SHIELD! *falls away from morti and uses zebra ninja powers to land safely on the ground*
[Tigger] Tay: ... FINE CERBERUS OF DARLINGNESS SNATCH HER UP
[Tigger] Tay: MORTI USE CLAY TO MAKE STEEL LEGS FOR ALL CREATURES SO THE HORN DON'T NO AFFECT THEM!
Em [ ADMIN ]: ADMIN POWERS, ACTIVATE. *knocks zee & tay to either side and creates forcefield separating them*"
- - - epic pokemon battle in the cbox

[vince]

"[Tigger] Tay: BUTBUTBUT WHO WINS EM?!
Em [ ADMIN ]: YOU'RE ALL WINNERS! "
- - - em in the cbox

Dunno what's funnier: her use of a cliche, or the mental image of a deranged em with a twitching eye and a too-wide-to-look-human smile the popped into my head when I read that.

[cintia wyland]

"... and feed their liquid remains to her father through a funnel ('Patrick, did you forget how to eat again? I'll get the funnel!')..."
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"The hare emitted a helpless squeal, signaling its ninja rabbit friends lying in wait to attack the petite blond intruder."
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"'Deitero's left nut,' she swore under her breath."
- - - em in the cbox

dear lawd.

[tyson chamberlain]

i'm blind out of ten
..... *should've thought this through before posting here*

- - - zee in the rating of hotness thread

xD <3

"Name: bicycles
Em [ ADMIN ]: We only ride tricycles here.
Name: you just made all the unicycles in the world cry.
Em [ ADMIN ]: Unicycles can deal. They get whole circus acts dedicated to them.
Em [ ADMIN ]: Let's show tricycles some love for once.
Name: WHY DOES YOUZ DISCRIMINATES?
Name: I can't stay in a place where there is discrimination against unicycles and bicycles.
Name: I'm going to ride my rocking horse home now. goodbye."
- - - Sister of Em in the cbox

mate
Aw, thanks. That's what every young woman loves to hear.
"You terrify me."

&&
"I LOL at your ignorance."
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"6 Jul 11, 15:32
zee: *was sitting here like, 'Please let him be human so I can make him after Dustan's finish-- YUSSS.'"
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"'You don't just break bottles over sleeping dudes. Have some manners.' Says the half-naked man loitering like a hobo in a coal mine."
- - - zee about the site

[vince]

"Robin: Hostile cbox takeover?
zee: Dunno if it categorizes as 'hostile' when we don't have to fight anyone.
Robin: What, you don't see the MIDGET NINJAS all over the place?
Robin: Oh nu! One's biting your foot! Dx
Robin: *can't look. the horror*"
&&
"Robin: When words fail, smilies speak."
- - - robin in the cbox

[darius wraith]

"Yeah, vampyrs could sleep.

News flash, Stephenie Meyer? They used to sleep all day. In coffins. Back when they were unappealing, vicious killing machines. Not sparkling fairy princesses."
&&
"What kid wouldn't call seeing his best friend shot in the face poetry? I know I would!"
- - - robin as andy in si'ith thread

[skyler larkin]

"Em [ ADMIN ]: *sigh* We have too many brooding vampyrs on here.
Em [ ADMIN ]: We need some that like... frollic through the fields in the bright moonlight or something."
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"Em [ ADMIN ]: </the "pretty please with heaps of cherries on top" is implied, of course>"
- - - em in the cbox

ladies and gents, mah violent lover

[cintia wyland]

"Darn right I contradict myself! I take pride my consistency."
- - - em in a thread


"Around the midnight hour, Dustan's stomach came down with the rumblies. The rumblies only human blood could cure."
&&
"Her parents worried themselves sick, she should've left a note of where she'd be going, she should've taken her brother, the usual upset parent crap. The girl was mature enough to take care of herself, her brother was gross and all her friends hated him, she made it back fine, so obviously they had no cause for worry, the usual teenage girl crap."
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"You scream, you move, you generally piss me off, this ends badly."
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"Creeping on him was the suspicion that somehow, somewhere...

A duck was watching."
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"...I could dress up in a sparkling silver unitard and walk in slow motion through the middle of any crowded city and no one could catch me...
- - - robin as dustan in a thread

[andrea boyle]

"Em [ ADMIN ]: now wait a second.
Em [ ADMIN ]: Ellie. Your icon is not allowed to out-smolder Heath. What are you doing. D<"
- - - em in the cbox

oh dear lawd.

[Gweneviere Rousseau]

"Em [ ADMIN ]: GEEZE the tournament thread is long.
Em [ ADMIN ]: Like, I've read it multiple times, and it didn't seem that long.
Em [ ADMIN ]: But then I see how tiny it makes the scrollbar, and it hits me. That thing is long"
- - - em in the cbox

[tyson chamberlain]

"Em [ ADMIN ]: </tyson'snotalivingsoapoperaoranything>
Robin: He isn't yet. He still has to go into and come out of a coma.
Robin: And then fall in love with a girl who ends up being his long-lost sister or some ****."
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"[Tigger] Tay: Well, mr. Dustan seemed to be busy with that red pegasus so xD
Robin: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT HIS AFFAIR WITH THE PEGASUS?
Robin: he thought he did a very good job of concealing it.
[Tigger] Tay: Come on, we both know she thought it was hott
- - - tay and robin in the cbox

"zee: What do you think I'm doing, petting a weasle?
zee: WHICH I SPELLED WRONG. OH HORROR.
[Tigger] Tay: .... Yes? I figured you sit on your evil computer-mechanised chair with your weasle that you stroke while laughing maniacally. Is that not what you do every time you're online?
[Tigger] Tay: Because that's what I picture you doing.
zee: No.
zee: I stroke my Koala.
zee: get it right.
[Tigger] Tay: Dmn! I was so close... four limbs, fuzzy, cute.. gray... sometimes...
[Tigger] Tay: GUH I try so hard for you and you never appreciate me for me! T_T You don't love me anymore!! *cries in little emo corner emo-y*
zee: Koalas are better, though. They have pockets.
zee: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALLERGIC TO LOVE.
zee: God. Excuse me for loving you by not showing you love so as not to hurt you. *hmph*
[Tigger] Tay: ... WELL I TOOK MY EPIPEN OF LOVE THIS MORNING!
[Tigger] Tay: I THOUGHT YOU COULD TELL, I WAS BEING SO LOVEY SAYING HI WITH AN EXLAMATION POINT!
[Tigger] Tay: I even used TWO!
[Tigger] Tay: Now ignore me and type missy-miss-zee-pants!
zee: BUT TYPING IS HARD. Dx
zee: All that finger movement. It's draining.
[Tigger] Tay: If you love me at all you shall type so the invisible Emmy will magically appear to add her post as well
zee: LOL. So Emmy's just this invisible spirit now.
[Tigger] Tay: No I think she's logged in as invisible ^_^
zee: .... I like my theory better. >.>"
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"[Tigger] Tay: and that's why Deitero invented spellcheck!lke cydria had computers to use it on or machines.. really, they were just old guys who could spell really well
[Tigger] Tay: much like deitero
[Tigger] Tay: and I don't mean his spell checking abilities
zee: Don't forget the old women.
[Tigger] Tay: They have nothing better to do besides cook meals and clean houses for the old guys"
- - - tay and zee in the cbox

The things that happen when you leave these two alone in a cbox...

"zee: Excuse me while I make a breakfast so large, uncle iroh gets jealous.
zee: *splits like a banana*"
- - - zee in the cbox

LET ME LOVE YOU.

[skyler larkin]

Zee and I were discussing Dmitri muse's writer's block on MSN. I realize this isn't a site site quote, but it pertains to the site and it is hilarious, so I'm compelled to share.

"I'm all, 'Okay dim. Be nice for your mommy and write her a post!'
And he's all, 'ANARCHY IN THE USA!' *tears off suit and flies off on his violet pegasus*"
- - - zee via msn

[melodius]

I only roll that way for melodius out of ten

- - - amarus in rating of hotness

MELARUS IS REAL.