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Post by melodius on May 2, 2011 19:37:00 GMT -5
If you read something anywhere on the site (cbox include) that is so hilarious/awesome/eloquent that you simply must share, you may post here it.
"Em [ ADMIN ]: We're Ledgerhaaling up the cbox"
- - - emmy in the cbox (obvs)
"This is the fictional island of Cydria. Your silly earthly drugs do not exist here."
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"If your vampire sparkles, his/her account will be deleted immediately."
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"It is meant for harmless word play and throwing virtual potatoes at people..."
- - - site rulez
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Post by calista tripoli on May 3, 2011 4:01:55 GMT -5
"Lani: OMGHELOOKSLIKEJOEJONAS!!!!!!!
Em [ ADMIN ]: Exactly. The beard needs to die."
- - - emmy and laniboo in the box of cees
I laughed so hard I cried, x3
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andrea boyle
vampyr
graphics by me this time. *yaaaay*
Posts: 28
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Post by andrea boyle on May 8, 2011 6:01:17 GMT -5
"... the chimera returned by swiping its rough tongue along his side. The thought that crossed his mind while slipping through the gate was, Now it's got a taste for my flesh."
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"And suddenly regretted not bringing a boombox. Not that he and Eris had a song to play over said boombox. And not that boomboxes existed. But yeah. Would've been helpful."
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"... the dark lakes outside that were sometimes mistaken (yet never corrected) as blood..."
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"... he ran scared, a mess of flailing limbs and soiled trousers. Wait. Scratch that last bit."
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"... they could talk it out like the mature senior citizens deities they were..."
- - - amarus & eris in their thread
"Sage: One lurker to rule them all. One ring to find them all. One ring to bring them all, and in the vast vicinity of lurker-space, bind them all."
- - - sage in the cbox
They're awesome.
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Post by darius wraith on May 9, 2011 16:48:13 GMT -5
"Sage: I foresee a wonderful friendship of Sam going '...teehee-poke-' and Darius going '...FML.'"
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"Whack a vampire in the arse with a cane for the hell of it, and suddenly you'll have all the races go "Z-SNAP OH NO YOU DIDN'T" whilst Big Daddy Deitero will emerge from his crip to pimp slap your sorry behind all the way to the Valley of Bones."
- - - sage in the cbox and a plot thread
"The human would kick, bite, and scream bloody murder to save itself.
If that didn't wake a militia, it would at the very least drive Andy up the wall."
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"Oh, and she noticed a fourth thing. But his level of superior attractiveness was irrelevant at this point."
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"'That was some fall,' she greeted cheerfully. 'And you stuck the landing! Ten stars.'"
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"... goddammit, this is open and that's Brandon Lee. It will be a threesome. D<"
- - - robin as andy in the open thread
These guys make me smile.
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andrea boyle
vampyr
graphics by me this time. *yaaaay*
Posts: 28
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Post by andrea boyle on May 11, 2011 19:16:42 GMT -5
"... he wasn't sure how the blond would respond to an inquiry of, 'Might I please lick your face?'"
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"... she turned from the cave with a corpse in hand. A small one, most likely that of a child. Or a midget."
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"What did Darius, who'd lived almost half a century, do? ... Trip over the edge of a canyon. Nothing serious."
- - - em as darius in the open thread
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Post by darius wraith on May 14, 2011 11:45:27 GMT -5
"Mime vampyr sighed, then titled his head toward Andy and asked the two same questions she'd been hoping to avoid: Who she was and where she came from. It was her turn to sigh.
'When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...'"
- - - robin as andy in the open thread
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Post by kezia cuvin on May 14, 2011 16:32:09 GMT -5
"OH WHAT'S THAT? I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS IF I SET IT ONE FIRE AND INHALE THE SMOK-hey dude, since when did we have a leprechaun in a pink mini-skirt in our cave doing the marcarena?"
- - - sage in the cbox
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Post by Anastasia on May 18, 2011 10:52:03 GMT -5
"...just then someone approached the leisure God in his peaceful state. Probably someone with a death wish(Lol... death wish... xP)."
~ Morti-bird in his open thread. *Tay, ILU.* |
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Post by kezia cuvin on May 22, 2011 13:51:27 GMT -5
"There was a war. Deities got POed and set up a tournament. The Human race fails at life."
- - - zee in the cbox
Plot in a nutshell.
and more....
"Lani: AW LUCKY!! congrats to her! did yall have fun?
zee: No. We had a horrible time brooding at each other.
zee: She was all, 'fuuuurgggdriveycargozoom.' And I was all, 'yeeeeh.'"
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"zee: *kicks Tay's pooter* DO NOT MAKE ME SICK POWER-RANGER ANDY ON YO' BEHIND.
zee: He will shoot magical fireballs out of his black spandex pants! D<
Tay: CHUSS! THE ANDY power ranger! He's all smexie and black-oriented and mmmm and HE SHALL MURDUR CHUU!
zee: TILL YUR DEAD FROM DYING."
- - - zee in the cbox
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Post by Anastasia on May 28, 2011 13:32:07 GMT -5
"[Tigger] Tay: ... THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN ALWAYS CONTROL THE MORTI MOOSE! HE HOLDS THE POWER IN THIS dictatorship RELATIONSHIP!"
"[Tigger] Tay: *cough* What? Someone advertising in the c-box? BLASPHEMY"
~ Tay in le cbox |
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Post by vince on Jun 2, 2011 19:36:16 GMT -5
"Guestie McGuestpants !: Vampires can't sparkle? Damn! There go my plans for Justin Bieber...."
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"Guestie McGuestpants !: No earthy drugs? Foiled again!
Guestie McGuestpants !: Looks like Justin Bieber, the stoner sparkly vampyr, will have to rest in the filing cabinet for some other site."
- - - newb in the cbox
I call dibs, guys. D<
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amarus
god
where have you gone
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Post by amarus on Jun 6, 2011 14:29:56 GMT -5
someone's got his panties in a twist out of ten
- - - zee in rating of hotness
LOL.
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Post by Mortimer on Jun 6, 2011 18:47:30 GMT -5
"zee: Also,Davieisthesexiestmanalive
Lani: davie'saman?
zee: ... Lani, I'm going to graciously ignore that."
~Lani and Zee in Cbox
Love you guys!
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"He'd mastered the art of internally running around like a headless chicken while remaining externally composed."
~Zee in Hands On Destiny
I seriously imagined a cool, calm Dim face and then inside a little chicken going all Ouhglesglessszzzzpblubbllle with its headless neck flopping at every step. Actually, I was making funny sounds to go along with it, but it's hard to mimic those sounds when typing >_> |
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Post by lucas bent on Jun 7, 2011 16:36:27 GMT -5
"zee: D< boo for disallowed overdoance.
zee: </durn right I invent words>"
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"Ellie [ ADMIN! ]: I see an Em an' a Taylishuz oeo
zee: .... Oh shoot. I must've accidentally turned invisible again."
- - - zee in the cbox
pahahaha
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Post by DELMARA ZARYA on Jun 12, 2011 1:32:16 GMT -5
Tay(Moi): </I'm debating on what nickname besides 'big bro Murdypants' to use on heem>
Kathleen: Haha no you assume correctly and I'm pretty sure if she tried that one with him he'll be all like..."um...no. Anything but big bro murddypants. Murddy is somewhat okay but not murddypants. Does it look like I'm wearing pants? No. Because I have the tail of a fish. Now leave with your lame nickname making self."
--- Kathleen in a pm
LOVE HER!
&& [/b] " [Tigger] Tay: He's gotta take a quota of bad pics to fool others into believing he's human! zee: xD zee: *has odd image of him in an interrogation room, chained to a table, and the police are all, "We've got you now!"* zee: *so he pulls out his little portfolio of bad pics and pages through it. "Nah, see? I can't be a god if these exist."* zee: *police exchange skeptical glances. "All right. You're free to go. But we're on to you, Leto. We're on to you."*" --- Zee in C-boxZee. I didn't believe I could love you any more than I already do until I read this <3333333333333333333[/blockquote][/size] |
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