I am a machine no longer living--*

[Mortimer]

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This cat be called Mortimer, but you can call him Morti or Mo... just not to his face. He's the God of Death. He rules the underworld with his badass caustic self.

So, here be Morti, the sexy brooding boi of deadness. If you haven't read the Deity list(which I recommend) then here's a bit 'bout this hurr man-beast. He's sarcastic, blunt, standoffish, and of course a loner. He has a dark mind and twisted thoughts(hard not to when you rule a bunch of dead guys) and never seems able to make up his mind. He's job oriented, but not job obsessed--yet he finds himself working every single day... what's up with that? --so he ends up resenting dead people sometimes, but only when he's in a bad mood. When he's in a good mood he sometimes takes to possessing dead people and walking around, fucking with mortal minds. That, and he also controls(or at least created; it's not always easy to control those you give free will) the Vampyr race, so many try to win his favor.

He needs some boy besties, and maybe even a few girly partners in crime. Gods, of course, always have the best drama going on and he's great with kickin' the tension up a notch. Reply here: any plottage is good plottage! (and this boy really be needin' some love! Not from you Amarus!!) Actually, he has a final – Ana – but it never hurts to give her some competition!

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[kezia cuvin]

** JSYK: Some of your color tags are borked. **

...the sexy brooding boi of deadness.

Exsqueeze me, but that would be Darius. xP

My plot idea is simple: Kezia stumbles upon Mortimer during one of his excursions to the surface world, becomes obsessed, and attempts to stalk him. He's the type of person with which she'd be fascinated (notjustbecausehe'spretty). It's up to you to provide Mortimer's reaction. I'm not gonna god-mod. (butit'dbetotallyawesomeifitturnedintoajailbaitrelationship*cough*what?

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[Mortimer]

**I'm attempting to fix it nao xP I fell asleep waiting for my computer to stop being a bitch and didn't realize it was screwed up till just now lol**

Love the idea. Doubt Mo will end up actually getting involved, but if he's just come back from a run-in with hot stuff Ana he'll attempt to distract himself with her. That, or he'll get really irritated but he's not a dick enough to tell her to go to Hell(mostly because she might misunderstand and think it's an invitation xP) I'm not sure how he'll react until I actually start writing the post, but hey it can only go two ways so let's just go ahead and see =D Want me to write the post or will you start?

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[Anastasia]

ANA CLAMIS THIS SMEXY-NESS IN THE NAME OF REVELRY!

Val and Ana are plannin' a party so if you want 'em to maybe...I dunno what honestly. O.O
Some possibilities:
Run into each other and a bit of arguin,
Makin out,
Argue then make out/make out then argue
AND/OR
DRINKING CONTEST.
However I can see some...tension comin from Kezia and Morti 'flirtin'. So whatcha got?

[Mortimer]

THANKSTOANAI'VEFOUNDMYPLOTTAGEMUSE!

So. Picture this. Morti, all sexy-fied and stalking around, hangin' out up top(meaning the living world, o' course!) finds himself the infatuation focal point of a tiny blonde. He's not exactly irritated, just mostly used to it and acts pretty indifferent. He doesn't do much more than answer all of her questions brusquely and disappear when it's time to go.

THEN the party at Ana's, which he couldn't help but attend. He sees her doing something Ana-like and gets all irritated by the fluttering in his tum-tum and notices little Kezia flouncing around. Yes, he wonders how he got in there, but something else comes to mind. Using the Mer to both exact revenge on Anastasia for making him lo-li-think about her and to distract himself from his feelings. He gets not so much all up in her bizznatch but does interact with her and let her lead him around.

Ana sees this, feels the pissy rising up, and stalks over to him, maybe muttering 'jailbait' under her breath or something(I donno how it works, I can just see those to finding a way to argue) to end the debacle, Ana shouts, "LETS HAVE A DRINKING CONTEST!" to settle shizz or whatevvzz. I donno how that'll end, but I think it'll be fun, whadda you think?

PLUS it means we can have one separate thread and one interactive wiv all three of us thread! =D

KEZIA: CLICK<3 Here's the thread. Tell me if you like the idea or want to change it or add to it or anything. Sound good? OH and please disregard the word count, whenever I go too long without rpin' my muse goes spazzpants. I don't usually keep up with that big-ass first post for more than two replies xP

ANA: Und how 'bout chuu? YA DIG?!

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[Anastasia]

oh I dig alright. I LOVE IT. 'cept the part where your muse is gonna go outta control. The word count-to be scares me. *ignore rhyme*
Only question Tay: Morti-bird sees ANA doin somethin and then has little flutterin bats in his belly or he sees Kezi doin something that reminds him of Ana? But seriously I love this plot. <3

Meep, do you wanna start it Ms. My-muse-is-all-over-the-place-like-corrupt-politics-on-TV, or should the Lani? :3

[Mortimer]

You noo have to keep up with my crazy-pants replies, it'll die down immediately after summer starts lol =]

Und Ana's doin' something Ana-y and he's all dmn purteh girl... HEY LOOK THERE'S THAT MERGIRL! somethin' like that =D

"and then has little flutterin bats in his belly..."

... I'm stealing this. Because it's friggin' awesome!!!

Alright, so this be goin' down in your party thread, so shall chuu make eet? I can make it too, though, if you don't want to.

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[kezia cuvin]

So we're clear, Kezz will realize he's using her pretty early on. Thing is, she loves mind games, so she won't have a problem with that. x]

Thanks for starting a threaddd ~

[valerie]

FIRST OFF - ELLIE IS TO BE MAKIN' DA PARTY THREAD.
</jsyk;P>

Now that we've got that out of the way, Ellie will begin the plottage.

First we have Valerie. Sweet, spunky, clever little Valerie. Mo scares the bajeezus out of her ( cos he chose to be the god of Death, which is a choice she cannot understand ). He's also über unpredictable, something Val hates. That being said, she still has to interact with him when she's delivering messages, and I can see her gathering enough courage to approach him "just to talk", too. She'd be willing to "face down her demon", so to speak. "Why?", you ask? Well, because Anastasia is a dear friend, even if Val's not as close to the boozing goddess as she is to Amarus, Gideon, or Saphius, and Valerie would interact with the god of Death if it meant resolving the tension between he and Ana. ( Like me, Val's an ace at hooking friends up, but her own love life is a wreck xD ).

Second, we have Calista ( though her history isn't finished yet, so she's not an official character xD ). This quiet, manic little ball of fluff - and I mean that literally, what with her being a Lycanthrope and all - is the love-child of a Lycan and a human ( Romeo and Juliet, anyone? ;D ). I'm not quite sure how the two would go about meeting, but I do know that Calista would latch on to Mortimer if he gave her an opening, since they're almost identical in temperament and all that jazz ( which...I totally just now noticed owo ). I'm thinking sibling-like relationship, maybe? </the non-incest kind, Lani>

Last, but not least, we have Harmony ( also unfinished ), aka Harm. She's a traveling Mage who loves to bounce from territory to territory performing for crowds and doing what she can to help people in need. Harm is an atypical Mage - she's not the least bit lazy, she isn't convinced that the world revolves around her, and she's a bit obsessive about her physical fitness. Why? Because she's seen how life ends up for the "typical Mage", and she doesn't want to live that life. You see, Harm had a deep dark secret that only her twin brother Stephen knows - Stephen's best friend Alec started raping her when she was sixteen, and he didn't stop until six years later, when Stephen got home late one night and peeked his head into his sister's room to check on her. Needless to say, Alec had a horrid non-magic related accident about a week later. Not sure how she and Mo would work out, though, since she's...well, bright and bubbly, and he's, y'know...NOT.

[Mortimer]

Kezy: Good, because as twisted as he is I have a feeling after a while he'll feel bad about the using of her and will start to let her in as a result... Not far, mostly just a 'hey, so I used you... Um yeah... Here's a hug to make you feel better." *CRINGE!!!!!* "GODS I'm glad that's over with!" and then she gets all puppy-fied again! *this just be me mooozzzinn' so feel free to change or edit any/all of what I just said.

And no prob, I was feelin' the muuzzeee at the time... And it saved me from having to go to bed, do my gov hw, and my french project xD Yeah, I'm a boss procrastinator.

Ellie: First off... I LOVE YOU and your adorable charries! *jsyk <333*
Second, sorry, I space on details and names suu I fail at life xP I'll try harder next time I PROMISE!

Val: I love the idea of her trying to talk to him, especially if he's pissy about Anastasia. He'll be all scary and mean and snub-ish and she'll be all terrified bunny with big round eyes... *yes, I have a masochistic mind. You love me for it, you know it's true!* Nao, how shall this plottage start? She uses a bit of spare time to talk to Morti or stumbles upon him or musters up the courage after delivering him a message from Ana inviting him to the party or somethin'?

Calista: Hmm, maybe she'll bump into him or something and apologize in her spasmatic way and he rolls his eyes and spouts a rude sarcastic comment and she rolls her eyes right back retorts in the same fashion and right there... INSTANT sarcasm connection. He gives her a smile, and with sarcasm panties in place, begins to insult her in a completely joking manner and they enter a pointless debacle of the majestic sort. She then officially becomes his wing-man...woman... and they hang out acting all surly together =D Whaddaya think? He won't be all lovey-dovey, but you never expected that. She'd understand him well enough to see the caring in his speech, though, so it's all good!

Harmony: *first, love the name. JS.* I think they'd make the most unlikely pair of best friends. Maybe he sees a bit of Ana in her and is instantly intrigued, then after a while realizes she's just a bubbly cub and attempts to back away from her annoying demeanor. He of course figures out immediately that he likes her annoying babble and bright outlook on life. Poor bastard. Whaddayathink nao?? =]D

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